1. Cut them into strips and fry them (frenchly!)
2. Bake them
3. Mash them
4. Carve faces into them
5. Throw them at people
6. Carve a face into one and throw it at someone (works best if it's the person's face that's carved into it)
7. Build forts out of them
8. Grow them
9. Make them into chip form
10. Kill them
11. Scallop them