Which Pickle To Eat?

by Dotti Enderle

A crisp, juicy pickle would be such a treat.
But I can't decide which one to eat.
Maybe I should choose one that is sour.
It will make my mouth pucker and last for an hour!

Or maybe a dill would be the best.
But then I'd have to ignore all the rest.
Those cute little midgets could be so much fun,
But because they are tiny, I'd eat more than one.

I must make a decision on way or the other.
How about the ones that are called bread and butter?
Or why don't I keep this simple and neat,
And just go ahead and have one that is sweet?

But those koshers look great!
Gosh, I can't wait!
There is one lonely gherkin in the refrigerator.
I'll have to eat it sooner or later.
Do you know what else would be a blessing?
A cucumber dripping with ranch style dressing.

All these decisions, what should I do?
Would somebody out there please give me a clue?
Oh well, why not have a ball?
I'll pick one of each and I'll eat them all!

A crisp, juicy pickle would be such a treat.

But I can't decide which one to eat.
Maybe I should choose one that is sour.
It will make my mouth pucker and last for an hour!

Or maybe a dill would be the best.
But then I'd have to ignore all the rest.
Those cute little midgets could be so much fun,
But because they are tiny, I'd eat more than one.

I must make a decision on way or the other.
How about the ones that are called bread and butter?
Or why don't I keep this simple and neat,
And just go ahead and have one that is sweet?

But those koshers look great!
Gosh, I can't wait!
There is one lonely gherkin in the refrigerator.
I'll have to eat it sooner or later.
Do you know what else would be a blessing?
A cucumber dripping with ranch style dressing.

All these decisions, what should I do?
Would somebody out there please give me a clue?
Oh well, why not have a ball?
I'll pick one of each and I'll eat them all!